couples themed photoshoots and old romance films have such a Grip on me they’re all so destian and it makes me unwell LIKE
LIIIIIIIIIKE
MORE
feel free to use these as refs!
even more!!
My german ass when I remember that english just doesn’t have decent translations for some words I use on the daily
If you have bodily autonomy, then there is always a chance that you will do something to your body that you will regret. This is not an argument for taking that autonomy away.
There’s just so much I don’t know about Tolkien’s work
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe
the difference between fantasy and sci-fi? well there’s a “quest” and then there’s a “mission”
In fantasy you have companions and in sci-fi you have squadmates
In fantasy you have “‘coins” and in sci-fi you have “credits”
in fantasy you have “wizards” and in sci-fi you have “wizards”
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
This website truly is bizarre
Guys when I first took my hedgehog to the vet for his checkup the place was asking for his birthday. And I don’t know his exact date of birth and couldn’t ask the people I got him from because they’d just retired, so I checked the day I got him and went back how many weeks old I knew he was and picked a random date that week. So that was a long while ago and I just got an email from the vet saying happy birthday to my boy. I did not realize I had set it for today. It is also Sonic the Hedgehog’s birthday today.
Anyway I completely coincidentally declared that my hedgehog was born on Sonic’s birthday
Everyone look at (some of) my favorite pictures of the birthday boy
Girls always think they cant do something and then they go ahead and do it



































